• animesickos

  • We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......

    jeef berky

  • kawareo

  • I got this far without learning how to open ChatGPT and I do intend to feel superior about it. Is it a website? An app? Do you have to sign up, download anything? No idea! Happy about it!

  • lunamargarita
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    Every year for the full month of May, my favorite Sims 4 content creator @lilsimsie runs a fundraiser for St. Jude!

    In case you’re not familiar, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital never bills families for treatment, travel, housing, or food, and they freely share their research in pursuit of understanding, treatment, and cures for cancer and other life-threatening diseases. Treatments invented at St. Jude have helped increase the childhood cancer survival rate from 20% to more than 80% over the last 50 years.

    Cancer research is a cause that’s very near and dear to my heart, so I would encourage you to consider donating if you’re able.

    Tiltify
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  • thestuffedalligator

  • It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

    You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

    You try to believe it.

    (An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

    You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

    One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

    There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

    You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

  • sufficientlylargen

  • God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

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